Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Wake Up America


If plastic water bottles are  okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state)  that was founded by geniuses but is run by  idiots.  
WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB  COUNTRY!!
If you can get arrested for  hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining  in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by  geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your  parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school,  but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded  by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your  identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check  out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the  government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but  is run by idiots.
If the government wants to  prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold  more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new  leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses  but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation's largest  city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because  24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a  nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by  idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman who  is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched  by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only  subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation  that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If your government believes  that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend  trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses  but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can  be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a  sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly  acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but  is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are  met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while  not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits,  subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that  was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage  faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor  buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new  cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his  mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is  run by idiots.
THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL  UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING  AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY  ATTENTION
 
LET'S SEE IF I GOT  THIS RIGHT!!! 
 
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH  KOREAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS  HARD LABOR.     
 
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN  BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED  INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU  CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET  SHOT.

IF  YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE  JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE  BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE  HEARD FROM AGAIN
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IF YOU CROSS THE  VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE  BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU  CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO  POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU  CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!A JOB, A DRIVERS  LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,  WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT  CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN  TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH  CARE, A LOBBYIST IN  WASHINGTON, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH  OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE, THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR  COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET  ENOUGH RESPECT, AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU  CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE  I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
PLEASE  KEEP THIS GOING!!!  ...... FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR  FRIENDS AND  FAMILY
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA   !!!!!!!!!!!!

By Jeff  Foxworthy

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