This one needs an introduction, so you won't be lost at the beginning. This
man was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim. The
insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was
his response:
"I am writing in response to your request for additional information, for
block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the
cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more
fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur
radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the
top section of my new 80-foot tower. When I had completed my work, I
discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower,
brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry
the now unneeded tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the
items down in a small barrel by using the pulley attached to the gin pole
at the top of the tower. Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the
top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I
went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a
slow decent of the 300 pounds of tools."
"You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I
weigh only 155 pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so
suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the
rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the
side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel
coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed
only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers
of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by
this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold onto the
rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the
barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel."
"Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20
pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might
imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In the
vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts
for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower
body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries
when I fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only three vertebrae
were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the
tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above
me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope..."
